Chapter 1995 My Cougar Aunt'(Incest / Taboo Sex):>Ep5
- My brother was busting my balls privately every chance he got about me not getting laid at his wedding. He knew it was my plan to get someone to sleep with me but he was only being my big brother by thinking he was getting under my skin. I'm also horrible at keeping secrets and when he went into the house to get more beers for everyone, I offered to help. I was always close with my brother and I had to tell someone what happened.
- When we went into the basement to get more beer, I told my brother, "Don, you won't believe this but I did end up getting laid last night."
- "Bullshit Rick, I saw you strike out with Barb and I didn't see you with anyone else. Jerking off in your hotel doesn't count, so you're right I don't believe you."